Saturday, April 15, 2006

Evil Smoochie

Smoochie is yet another of my pseudonyms...and well since coming back into the ladrang well accounts of the extent of Smoochie's evilness has surfaced.

So in repentance for all my evilness, I have shaved off my head and am looking like a really ugly baldy or a deviant nun. Have also been put on a silent retreat. so don't even bother trying to call me... exactly how long do I remain this way... I have no idea, but there is something peaceful about not having to talk, and I cannot say, I am actually suffering.

Oh ya, I have also been ordered to quit smoking and lose 25kgs. so please please please do not tempt me with offers of food... If i do not lose those 25kgs before my hair reaches shoulder length, I have to shave off totally again... Ya, Rinpoche is attempting to do the impossible... to get me to discipline myself... so have pity on me and think of weird and wonderful easy ways for me to lose these spare tyres..

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