pics!!! finally

woohoo.... genius here has finally figured out how to get pics up of me buddies from mahkota days... ok.. so the took place about a year ago... but heck, better late then never right... so lemme introduce....

shareena abdul ghani

...now wildly successful .... god i hate her...

carol chew

... believe it or not... she's a mother of two..... yikes... she still looks 18.... *stabs her in the eye*

pamela gopala

she's bloody well more gorgeous now... urghhhhhhhhhh!!!

Nina Zulkifli - sheesh..... need i say more.....


all the gorgeous girlies.... yeah.. ugleee here decided better to say behind the camera... sigh...life tough as a cookie monster.... :(

me the genius.....

Dingbat here - no no.. m not talking about weirdo fonts... but more about the state of mind that is a little out of touch with reality...(if you haven't figured that about me by now)

I put it down to extreme genius actually... the ability to focus single pointedly on really important things, internet, blogging and sex,with such fevor that one forgets everything else especially:

1) forgetting where I parked my car... and end up running up and down carparks like some moron in search of it... only to figure out that I didn't drive that day...

2) that I can forget that I do in fact have the tv on and regardless of what language, what ridiculous programme is playing (be it the news in tamil or cartoons in japanese) ... it remains on the same frigging channel til way past the last transmission and hence it is in fact buzzing at me...

3) that I am in need of a cup of coffee, that in fact i had the kettle on in the morning, had filled the powder, sugar and milk into the cup...but it's only in the afternoon that i realise that i was just minus the water...

4) that i can painstakingly type in a very long text message to important people like my boss and fbs... only to wonder why everyone is pissed off at me....when in fact i forgot to press send...

5) that i can wake up at 6.30am , get dressed, showered and head off to work only to figure out halfway down the highway that today is sunday...(a clue would have been the fact that there is no traffic.. but dinggy here didn't realise that DID SHE?)

6) that i can be in the middle of a sentance talking to people and forget what i am talking about....actually i do that sometimes when i blog too... so sometimes when you read half words... don't bother asking me.. just take a stab at what i mean and have compassion ya..

7) that i can pick up a phone and call someone..only to forget firstly... who am i calling and secondly... what for...

8) that i am in fact very pissed at someone who did a nasty to me... all i need to do is fall asleep and altho i wake up with sore eyes.. that usually tells me i was pissed (or has an eye infection).. but with who and what about... no frigging idea...

ADDITIONAL - things that i forgot when i originally sent in this post

9) that i can be looking high and low for something... only to forget what the fuck i am searching for..

10) that I can get into my car to drive to go somewhere....but WHERE???

if one day i ask ya... "i wanted to tell you something.. what was it??" - (rather oxymoronic, i know... or maybe m just moronic).. means the life of a cookie monster is rather complex...

BUT

wouldn't you say i am in fact a genius??

visit malaysia......

I can honestly say that I love living here... essentially many live a very good life. So in order to convince you all to come on over.. here are my top 20 reasons why you should come for a visit..

1) Multi racial- malays, chinese and indians with a healthy dose of expats...who live in relative harmony ~ racial breakouts being about once in every 15years or so....

2) we live very cheaply... [for about USD130 a month.. i rent my own apartment which is about 800sq ft].. all my ultilites comes in at an additional USD50.00

3)food is excellent, of all cultures and types ranging from agentinian steakhouses to the chinese hawker stalls... you can get a very big whole meal for about USD 1.50 and ensures that you fatten up and not neglect the hardening of arteries

4)we have all the ammenities of the western world, like internet, mobile phones- and they sometimes actually work!!

5) we have corruption - can usually bribe ourselves out of any situation from traffic tickets to god knows what...

6) we are cleaner than india, but not as clean as singapore - we can still smoke in quite a few places and throw garbage out of your car window

7) we are generally very nice to each others face... and are only hypocritical and judgemental behind each others backs

Being truly multi-racial we are incredibly cultural - it's only the taboos that we have to beware of

9) we don't have social security - makes sure that we work and aren't lazy cunts

10) we don't have any road signs that will actually direct us to where we wanna go - they will only confuse you which ensures that you REALLY get a scenic view of our beautiful country (best to get a map- tho updating them is a bitch - or maybe FIND a MFF to take you around... MFF, you perv, refers to Malaysian Friend Finder!!!)

11) we have allot of traffic jams - shows that everyone across soceity has cars

12) we flood and have monsoons - free running water everywhere

13) We have allot of sun whenever there is no monsoon - you can get heat stroke without going to the beach

14) we have great customer service - when they can understand ya, but actually we are just very accomodating as we will smile at ya /:> AND most of us speak english... or rather a form of english...

15) we have the petronas twin towers - our very own national phallic symbols

16) we make proton cars - and yes the metal is the thickness of a proton

17) our national carrier is MAS - "mana ada sistem" (roughly translated as "what system"?)

1 our hotels are some of the cheapest in the world... you can even rent them by the hour!!

19) the taxis are cheap too - if you can get one to take you ANYWHERE

20) and last but not least - it's visit malaysia year - every BLOODY YEAR!!

Yup!! i can honestly say... .... I LOVE BEING MALAYSIAN!!!

Actually i truly believe in a balance.. the balance of east and west is what we do have here... hence I do like living here and heck it is well worth a visit cos it has one thing you all don't have - ME!!!!

CSI.....a lil dumb no?

hey.... I love that TV show..... whether new york, vegas... whereever.... I love the follow through of the whole investigative process... but have just realised that they accuse everyone under the sun, usually within the first half of the show.. and it's always the wrong guys... and well... in reality, can they really just simply accuse people like that without much solid evidence... In truth, don't you think that they may just look a lil dumb with all their false accusations flying around like that???