me the genius.....

Dingbat here - no no.. m not talking about weirdo fonts... but more about the state of mind that is a little out of touch with reality...(if you haven't figured that about me by now)

I put it down to extreme genius actually... the ability to focus single pointedly on really important things, internet, blogging and sex,with such fevor that one forgets everything else especially:

1) forgetting where I parked my car... and end up running up and down carparks like some moron in search of it... only to figure out that I didn't drive that day...

2) that I can forget that I do in fact have the tv on and regardless of what language, what ridiculous programme is playing (be it the news in tamil or cartoons in japanese) ... it remains on the same frigging channel til way past the last transmission and hence it is in fact buzzing at me...

3) that I am in need of a cup of coffee, that in fact i had the kettle on in the morning, had filled the powder, sugar and milk into the cup...but it's only in the afternoon that i realise that i was just minus the water...

4) that i can painstakingly type in a very long text message to important people like my boss and fbs... only to wonder why everyone is pissed off at me....when in fact i forgot to press send...

5) that i can wake up at 6.30am , get dressed, showered and head off to work only to figure out halfway down the highway that today is sunday...(a clue would have been the fact that there is no traffic.. but dinggy here didn't realise that DID SHE?)

6) that i can be in the middle of a sentance talking to people and forget what i am talking about....actually i do that sometimes when i blog too... so sometimes when you read half words... don't bother asking me.. just take a stab at what i mean and have compassion ya..

7) that i can pick up a phone and call someone..only to forget firstly... who am i calling and secondly... what for...

8) that i am in fact very pissed at someone who did a nasty to me... all i need to do is fall asleep and altho i wake up with sore eyes.. that usually tells me i was pissed (or has an eye infection).. but with who and what about... no frigging idea...

ADDITIONAL - things that i forgot when i originally sent in this post

9) that i can be looking high and low for something... only to forget what the fuck i am searching for..

10) that I can get into my car to drive to go somewhere....but WHERE???

if one day i ask ya... "i wanted to tell you something.. what was it??" - (rather oxymoronic, i know... or maybe m just moronic).. means the life of a cookie monster is rather complex...

BUT

wouldn't you say i am in fact a genius??