Wednesday, March 15, 2006

A horny spirit

I am only posting this, cos I really don't want to forget it. Just thinking about it makes me keel over in stitches...

I believe most people have experienced this sensation.... when they are exhausted, in bed and suddenly they feel a presence on top of them. They are momentarily frozen and can't move at all, in any way.

Well the other night, it was something similar for me......

The way I sleep, I hug allot of things, cookie, lumpy etc etc so I am basically on my side with my legs thrown across a bolster...Anyway, was totally exhausted and had just climbed into bed and was about to drift off to lala land, when suddenly I felt this presence behind me... spooning me! I was paralysed, couldn't even open my eyes, or move my head or anything else. As I was thinking of what to do, I felt a tinggly sensation around my bum! (It's the kind of feeling when another person slowly moves their hand sensuously over you without actually touching you)... the sad part is, I actually began to feel turned on and wet myself! Jus the thought of it, made me finally break out in hysterical giggles and *poof* it all ended!

What's the moral of the story... well, not all spirits are malevolent.. some are just downright horny!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Some friendships can endure time, space and distance. I feel sure ours is that kind. I've given no more than you have ever given me - patience, warmth, depth and hope. Like some profound imprint, you've left your mark in my heart. In many ways, we did not lose touch at all. The only misconception we had, was thought that we did. My dearest friend, my precious cookie....