Detox!

When I start having nightmares that my shit is green in colour, It's an omen and I know something is seriously wrong.

So over the weekend I dragged myself over to Petaling Street and stocked up on a serious load of fruits (grapefruits, left over CNY mandarins, bananas, Japanese pears) and embarked on a detox thing. Basically all you have to do is ONLY eat fruits for 3 days. Sounds easy, no?

OH MI GOD!!! I was fainting, palpitating, hormonal, lifeless... it was horrible! I seriously felt like I am dying. My stomach was grumbling... was so hungry I could have chewed off my own arm!!!

To add insult to injury I have all my evil chums (them deliberately hamming it up despite my advertisement of my current culinary HELL) continually tempting me with delights and some even offering me FREE EVIL FOOD!

1) Fairy - her frigging pizza she scoffed
2) Fuzet - Chocolates at the Shang or Japenese at Kampachi?
3) Fanda - Steak, spuds, desserts
4) Dory - Duck
etc etc .. you get the pic.. I hate each and every one of them!!?!?!

So three days on what can I say:-

1) I am addicted to my evil carbs. I love them. They make me orgasmic!

2) I am totally undisciplined (I had a fling with an almond croissant on the second day... and a one-night stand with half a roast chicken)

And I might as well just face these facts and get on with it......