Popping up in Odd places

Like any genuine cookie monster, I do have a penchant for popping up in the weirdest places.

All dolled up in my purple trench DRESS, I smooched on over to the Lim family CNY party. I have been best friends with their third daughter (Immy) for the past 15 years and have thus known the family since my wild days. During those days, I was given a wide berth and they despaired at their precious daughter mixing with an uncouth, unkempt, slag-a-like. But heck, after so many years... well I matured somewhat and they finally come to the conculsion that I am not as harmful as I look.

Although Immy is not even in Malaysia, well I have imposed myself often enough to be considered an "old friend of at least one member of the family". So aunty issued the invite and moi "never mind the diet, give face la!"

Anyway, once i arrived, etiquette requires me to greet each family member before attacking the buffet tables... so I dutifully did the rounds until I finally schleped over to 4th sis, Li.

"Gerry, what on earth are you doing appearing on Oxbridge alumni functions?" Since you don't even have one frigging A level!!!

Er Er Er, I only appear at the food ones.... *blushed*

Ya, but every other function???!!!

Well, what can I say, I have connections! Thanks Dory!

that's not all yet...

As I was about to slink off after stuffing my face, I was grabbed to say hi

"Oh hi Hsien, Dato..."

er er er... aren't you my father's staff????

I grinned and finally managed to make an exit into the rainy night......time to get to that PORN stall......