Was having an interesting conversation with a few friends the other night about dealing with "the hubby". Mrs expat had just undergone life saving surgery and was bemoaning about how insensitve, totally blase and unhelpful her hubby is despite her recent trauma.
"He won't even get the groceries!!! And he knows full well I can't carry things!!!"
(as i have no hubby, there really was not much I could comment on this subject apart from the usually "poor dear, what an ass of a hubby")
Mr. single banker then jumped in and stated "well, it's really quite basic. There are two types of men. The kind, sensitive, in touch with his feminine side ones.....and the alpha male, I am tarzan, king of the jungle type, pick one."
(am not quoting verbatim... my memory is not that great.. but you get the gist)
Mrs Expat: hmmm, i think mine is of the latter
Mr. Single banker: Ah, then it's really quite simple... it's all a matter of training the bloke then. Alpha males need to be rewarded and the simplest ways for them to comprehend is through sex.
Mrs Expat: but i am not allowed to after my surgery.... not for another 3 months! So even I am not getting any???!!!!
Mr. Single banker (groans): other ways to bring a man off.... for your type of man, he doesn't care how he gets off, as long as he does so!!!
Mrs. Expat (unconvinced): well, i suppose so... but what, I reward him although I am pissed with him???
Mr. Single banker: NO NO... training my dear, training. Tell him, he gets the groceries, he gets 1 hand job. He gets the groceries AND puts them away, he gets a blow job...... etc etc...
what an interesting notion! It sure had me stumped as basic household chores become negotiated by way of barter trading with, well, probably the world's oldest profession as currency....
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She should have spanked her husband's ass hard for being so inconsiderate and then tell him if he doesn't start behaving and doing his part then no orgasms and his ass will be reddened again if he misbehaves. If he complains, add another day to his wait and also put some soap in his mouth or spank him til he gets the message. His behavior is horrible and needs to be dealt with.
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